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Vintage Novelty Adult Humor Keychain “Rules for MEN” Key Ring Rectangle Clear Acrylic

Regular price $21
Regular price $22 Sale price $21
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MEN

PLEASE READ RULES BEFORE PROCEEDING

1. PLEASE DON'T TALK TO MY BREASTS, YOU WON'T BE MEETING THEM
2. IF YOU WANT TO CONTROL SOMEONE SLEEP WITH YOUR REMOTE
3. I ALWAYS CHOSE CHOCOLATE OVER MEN-ALWAYS.
4. 51% LOVE GODDESS 49% BITCH
5. MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS NO.
6.MY BODY IS A TEMPLE NOW GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY.
7. IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS, IT'S...NO, WAIT, SIZE DOES COUNT,
8. REMEMBER YOU HORNY PIECE OF DIRT, GIRLS ARE MADE OF SUGAR SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE.
9.
MEN ARE LIKE HARDWOOD FLOORS, LAY THEM RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AND YOU CAN WALK ALL OVER THEM FOREVER.
10. SAVE YOUR BREATH FOR YOUR INFLATABLE DATE.

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DETAILS

  • Condition: Used
  • Grade: Very good
  • Department: Unisex
  • Brand: Unbranded
  • Color: Clear
  • Type: Keychains
  • Language: English

COMPOSITION

  • Material: Acrylic

SIZE & FIT

  • Length: 2.5 in
  • Width: 1.55 in

TECHNICAL

  • Category: Keychains
  • eBAY Category ID: 52373
  • SKU: C-R04.S03.B06
  • Country: China
  • Shipping: Free Standard Shipping

Care Instructions

Most of our items are standard wash & wear - however, different brands react better than others.

Please follow the manufacturers care instructions.

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